789 GUE

• Completion of Dimwit Flathead's massive statue in Fublio Valley.
• Lord Dimwit Flathead and his siblings are killed by the great wizard Megaboz who cast the mighty Curse. Loowit Flathead, the eighth king of the Flathead Dynasty, succeeds Lord Dimwit.
• FrobozzCo International purchases the last profitable organization in the GUE, a small rutabaga farm in Mithicus.